Pictures

In lieu of actual content, here are some pictures from Christmas break.



This is why I love candid photographs.



The fam, with me making the face I always make in pictures.



See?



Kirsten, me, and Loreal in front of Olvera Street, right before our leech-filled urinal encounter in Chinatown.

I PROMISE I'll write something substantial tonight.

Uu-uh, aah! Blah! Excuse me!

I think that there must be few things more embarrassing than accidentally stuttering while trying to freestyle.

This Update Sucks

There's so much stuff to write about that it's circling around me like a tornado. Nothing terribly exciting, just a collection of the cool little anecdotes that keep me in a state of eternal amusement. Anyway, I've been choking on my own overbooked schedule, but I promise I'll sit down and write something substantial by the end of the week. After I read Crime & Punishment, write an outline of my junior paper, read King Lear, read six chapters of my Biological Psychology textbook, put in another twelve-hour night at the Maroon, spend ten hours forcing rats to breed, put together a journalism internship application, and deep-clean my room. Am I joking?

I Have My Finger on the Pulse of American Pop Culture

Over break, I watched the movie Freaks with my sister, and acquired a huge crush on Johnny Eck, the "Half Boy." He was adorable. Before you get all freaked (haha) out, watch the movie and tell me you don't think that kid had the sweetest face this side of a six-week-old puppy.

Anyway, I was surfing the internet when I uncovered this little entertainment factoid: Leonardo DiCaprio is set to play my beloved Johnny in an upcoming movie. Leonardo DiCaprio, people! Titanic heartthrob Leonardo DiCaprio!

Before you get all "Leonardo DiCaprio is filthy and gross and so overdone" on me, let me remind you that you are sitting on the internet reading weblogs while he is out cavorting with Gisele. If Johnny Eck had had a lower body, I bet he could have gotten Gisele. Or at least me.

Longer post coming. All-nighters! Car accidents! Plane acrobatics! Crushes! Classes! Tired!